Porn Hardship

Hell. I could always use some new porn for my collection.

A few years ago, three of my girlfriends would frequent the Tits, Ass and Cock Porn Store close to our house on Wednesday evenings. Why was Wednesday so special you ask? Because on Wednesdays women shopped at a discount.

Hold the phone. Did someone say, discounted porn?

We were discount divas on hump day. It was like a porn happy hour. We'd each buy at least one video, or okay, DVD (it wasn't that long ago) and then we'd trade after a couple of weeks. We aimed to get the most bang for our buck, you know. It was actually a great set-up and I'm not sure why we stopped. Hmmm...I may have to take action and get that porn party started again.

Yeah. So what, right?

Yeah, well, so what, check this out:

"A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said. He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try. He's ambitious!

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said. The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him." Good Lord. Give the man a break. He needs some porn and he's obviously broke. Maybe the porn store could offer him employment. He could get paid to watch porn. Hey...wait a minute. I want that job!

What's your porn hardship story?

Ciao

Neve

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