Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Pssst...Sommer Marsden is giving...

blow jobs today....Yeah, I know that's hot isn't? I'll see you at Smut Girl's soon!

The blow hard tour is on, baby!
Neve Black

p.s. The wooden tile with the heart-shaped cock can be purchased here.

Monday, March 30, 2009

I'm back from a trip...

around the world...from a cinema experience. I mentioned that I would be somewhat out of the blog loop because I was going to participate in the Cleveland International Film Festival. I averaged about two-three films per day. So, doing the math here quickly, I saw 25 deeply emotional experiences in 11 days. It's no wonder I'm so damn tired today.

For some of you out there that also enjoy the genre of film, and your city is hosting such a festival, I strongly encourage you to go. It's a wonderful, and magical experience. There were about 131 films offered this year and clearly, I didn't get to all of them, but here's a list of a few of my favorites:

All Around Us

Bahrtalo! (good luck)

Cherry Blossoms

Dunya and Desie

The Karamazovs

The Tour

The Wrecking Crew

Neve Black

Blow Hard Tour Countdown

Are you ready for us, baby? Can I hear you beg and say pretty, please with a candy apple red cherry on top?

Don't forget tomorrow is the first day of the first annual Blow Hard Tour . Head (did I just say that?) over to Smut Girl, aka: Sommer Mardsen's tomorrow for blast off!

I'll see you there and raise you a lick,
Neve Black

Friday, March 27, 2009

So many films...

so little time. I'm really enjoying the Cleveland International Film Festival this year. I was lucky to get a fancy-shmancy all access pass. That means I don't have to wait in the long ticket holder lines; hoping my film doesn't go on standby and I'm left standing in the back row, or sitting in the last seat available, which is usually in the very front row. Nope, I'm sauntering in 10 minutes before and finding a great seat smack dab in the middle of the theater. My all access pass gives me FREE valet parking too. All this special treatment is preparing me for my red carpet walk at the Oscars some day, you know. :-0

I'm writing reviews on a few of the films I've seen and I'll share more with everyone later next week.

Feeling very international these past nine days-
Neve Black

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Swing Blog Tour

Get a chance to virtually meet the editor and the contributing authors of the soon to be released anthology, SWING! Below are the scheduled blog tour dates, along with the participating authors blog sites. Each author was posed five questions by our editor, Jolie du Pre. Be sure to link over and read what these extremely talented authors had to say:

April 1 - Editor of Swing! Jolie du Pre

April 2 - Ashley Lister

April 3 - Donna George Storey

April 6 - Alicia Night Orchid

April 7 - Amanda Earl

April 8 - Lara Zielinsky

April 9 - TreSart L.Sioux

April 10 - M. Millstan

April 13 - Rick R. Reed

April 14 - D. L. King

April 15 - M. Christian

April 16 - Tawanna Sullivan

April 17 - Emerald

April 20 - Jolene Hui

April 21 - Michael Hemmingson

April 22 - Keeb Knight

April 23 - Beth Wylde

April 24 - Neve Black

April 27 - Claudia Moss

April 28 - Jacqueline Applebee

April 30 - Jeremy Edwards

Monday, March 23, 2009

A Blow Job A Day...

keeps the doctor away. That's a lot more satisfying than an apple, don't you think?

For...e...skin...ooops, I didn't mean to say that...exactly...um and well, now I'm a bit flustered. I better start again:

For 12 days, yeah, I said 12, looong, straight days, we're offering you, dear reader a blow job a day. Can I get a hallelujah! from you please. Yeah, baby, 12 suck, lick and make you squirm until you just can't take any more days of blow jobs. We're coming soon. And we hope to make you come too.

The blow job blog tour begins next Wednesday, March 31, with our Madam of Ceremonies, our illustrious, head BJ leader, Ms. Smut Girl herself, Sommer Marsden. I will be licking you clean as a whistle when the final blow job tour stops back here on Sunday, April 11th. Here's the complete line-up of professional, suck you senseless erotic, ahem, authors:

Sommer Marsden (Wednesday, March 31st)

Alison Tyler (Thursday, April 1st)

Dakota Rebel (Friday, April 2nd)

Erobintica (Saturday, April 3rd)

Cora Zane (Sunday, April 4th)

Heidi Champa (Monday, April 5th)

EllaRegina (Tuesday, April 6th)

Marina St. Clare (Wednesday, April 7th)

Emerald (Thursday, April 8th)

Kristina Wright (Friday, April 9th)

Isabel Kerr (Saturday, April 10th)

Neve Black (Sunday, Aprill 11th)
Note: New website address: neveblack.com

Saturday, March 21, 2009

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Star Review

Here's just a taste of what the luscious Kirsten Monroe had to say in her review of Roxanne's sexual zodiac rendezvous's:

"...Neve Black’s “Sex through the Zodiac” is such a delightful star party! As the playful main character, Roxanne explores all of the sensual signs
very thoroughly indeed and with panache and humor...."

Have you purchased your copy of Sex through the Zodiac yet?

Neve Black

p.s. Kirsten, vous remercier mon bel ami

Friday, March 20, 2009

Black's Embellished Stuffed Peppers

Looking for something new, healthy and colorful to prepare for your lover today, the first day of frisky, Spring? Please join me over at BrokeAss Gourmet . We're serving delicious multi-colored stuffed peppers, which cost pennies to make. Yum!

Neve Black

First Day of Spring and Aries

I had a chance to get together with Roxanne last night. We had a great time and looking at my bottle of tequila today, I can see the liquid level is a little lower than before. As if that's anything new, right?

To continue to celebrate Roxanne’s zodiac sexcapades; beginning with today and each month going forward, I’m going to write a short snippet about each zodiac sun sign, followed by an excerpt from my book, Sex through the Zodiac , Roxanne’s sexual zodiac liaisons.

Spring Equinox marks not only the start of a new season, but also a brand new zodiac year! Today is the first day of Aries. And here’s what I’ve learned about Aries sun signs: Adventurous and energetic, pioneering and courageous, enthusiastic and confident, dynamic and quick-witted, enjoys a challenge.

If you haven’t had sex for awhile, and you’re looking to get a little action, this is the sun sign least likely to tallywack around with matters of the quick and, ahem, dirty. Aries sex drive is raw and grrrrr, animalistic! Don’t forget to butter up their egos, because that makes them even wilder in bed.

Here’s what Roxanne had to say about her sexual tryst with Scott, her Aries lover:

“…As I reached the ladies’ room door, I paused for a moment, searching my mind for what else I knew about the zodiac sign of Aries. Aries love a challenge and this Aries man had just won a romp with the Scorpio girl he’d been chasing. I knew the lustful fire that started in his head was burning between his legs by now. Aries love the thought of conquering something. He was going to conquer me and I was hot and ready to be taken by him.

I pulled back the single door to the ladies’ room, and stepped inside. The dull beige color of the bathroom’s tiled floor looked up at me. “I suspect your boring beige life is about to get a little more exciting,” I joked under my breath to the unresponsive floor.

I saw Scott’s bright blue button-down shirt and the dark grey of his dress slacks as he was crouched over one of the bathroom sinks. He was splashing cold water onto his face and he turned to look at me, smiling devilishly as I walked further into the bathroom and approached him. His smile deepened as he reached for one of the paper towels; drying off his face. He was about 6’-0” tall; long-waisted, with long, lanky arms and legs, but he still had a muscular physique. I could almost see his cock twitching inside his dress slacks.

“Are you hot?” I asked, stupidly.

“You have no idea.” He said and grabbed my waist and pulled me into him.

Aries like to dominate. I was a willing participant. Aries the Ram rules over the head on the body and being this up close and personal, I noticed Scott had a few dents and scars around his face and bald head. Those battle warrior wounds were probably from diving head first into life with his Ram horns, which presented even more proof of his Aries nature…..”

To read more about Roxanne's romp with her Aries sun sign, along with all the other zodiac signs she had her way with, purchase your own copy of Sex Through the Zodiac today.

Enjoy the first day of the zodiac's, Spring day!
Neve Black

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I'm a Tease...

But, I swear I'm not trying to be. No, really. I swear!

My website is coming.

Ask this non-IT girl questions about domains, domain transfers, domain pointing, and hosts, and I'll be damned! I can actually tell you a thing or two about it now. Craig Sorensen might even be a tad bit proud of me. My brain has a new file folder titled: How To Create a Small On-line Business Without Becoming an Alcoholic. Too long of a title, isn't? It conveys the right message though. This How To file folder is filled with lots and lots of little gems and tid bits I've learned along the way, because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I've learned the hard way. The good news is: I'll never forget.

This website creating process has been a lot like a strong tongue leisurely licking my pussy; building and building and then just when I'm ready to come...the tool of pleasure pulls away. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. I know when it's FINALLY ready, it's going to one of those memorable, blow your mother board orgasms though.

Until then, I swear I won't tease you for too much longer. I'm going to let you all come...soon.

Neve Black

Note: These uber-cool pillow cases pictured above can be found here at Etsy.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

I'm just saying...

that if I seem to drop below radar over the next couple of weeks, I have a very good reason....The Cleveland International Film Festival begins at the end of this week and by God, yes, my head will be bobbing in and out of a dark theater (watching films, you naughty minded readers) for the next 10, flushed with film fever days.

Move over Rotten Tomatoes, Roger Ebert and filmcritic.com, because this year, Neve, fancy-pants, Black is critiquing films. Yo!

Popcorn prepared,

To Blow...or not to...Blow

that is the question.

Stay tuned for more details on a very exciting...up and coming...oral...fixation...spine tingling...God. Please. Don't. Stop. Ever...posting.

Whew. That was more than a mouthful now, wasn't?

Card above can be purchased here at Etsy.

Neve Black

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Pentagrams & Palindromes

Early this morning while Jeremy was thinking about palindromes, I was reading Craig Sorensen's comments and his five star review of Sex through the Zodiac on Ravenous Romance's website.

How fabulous was that to drink coffee with this morning?

A little later today, I was grounded on my muted green Yoga mat. As always, the instructor asked each of us in class to be mindful of our practice during the session.

Today, I dedicated my one hour practice to all of you. You know who you are, my multi-talented, writer's of erotica, blogosphere friends. I wanted to dedicate the energy as a way of saying thank you for your constant support; your uplifting messages and well, for just being you. My writing life just wouldn't be the same without each of you in it. Namaste.

Neve Black

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'm A Believer

When I was a little girl, my grandfather (on my Irish mother's side) used to tell me there were leprechauns living amongst his peas, carrots, peppers, shamrocks and countless varietals of lettuce in his impeccably looking garden. I believed him. Afterall, he was my favorite grandparent. I really never stopped believing. According to my grandfather's description of these garden elves, they were bright, grasshopper green, standing 3" tall and I should be careful, because leprechauns are full of mischief; much like my grandfather. I never actually saw any leprechauns in his garden, or anywhere else for that matter, but to this day, I still like believing they were really there.

Recently, I've been invited to participate in an erotic project that is centered around sex and fairies. Fairies: tiny, high-pitch sounding, fast moving, fluttery winged, sparkly, Tinker Bell-type pranksters that live somewhere between Never, Never Land and reality. I'm very excited about the project, but to be honest, I was a little skeptical, because I'm not really a fairy person. And then I thought of my grandfather's garden leprechauns: small, green garden creatures full of piss and vinegar, and I realized, Neve, leprechans are an awful lot like fairies. Yo!

In light of St. Patrick's Day, which is just around the corner and my late grandfather's garden leprechuans, I'm choosing to believe in fairies too.

Stay tuned for more sexy adventures from Loli, the fairy above.

Has anyone seen my pot my gold?
Neve Black

Monday, March 9, 2009


I'm in the middle of a lot of different things right now. One of those things is writing a short story for a submission. Hmmm...to say that I've been struggling with the plot, would be understating things.

Today, after a nice diversion of going for a long run, I was making my way back home when a bolt of inspiration came down from the erotica Gods and Godesses above and whispered (erotica whisperers?) into my ear how to make the story work. Thank you Erotic Inspirational Gods.

As if the erotica whisperes weren't enough for one writer today, I then came home to find my friend Lois had slid pictures into my e-mail box of our trip to Italy last Fall. Be still my inspired heart and soul.

That's me sitting outside a church; the view of browns, reds and yellows found in a box of Italian Crayola crayons are the Tuscan hills in front of me. I'm writing notes while speaking Italian mew-meow to the cat. Fabulous.

Truly inspired,
Neve Black

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Weekend Round-up with Rocket/Picses Party

There's not too much to add here. Once again, Rocket say's it all.

Neve Black

Friday, March 6, 2009

5 Star Review!

My friend, the multi-talented and gorgeous erotic writer, Donna George-Storey gave Roxanne's astrological romp a FIVE Star Review!

If you haven't had the chance to read Roxanne's fun frolicking journey, pick up a copy of Sex Through the Zodiac today and start to stimulate yourself...oops, silly me, I meant to say, stimulate your partner...oops, I did again.... Um...where was I? Oh yeah, start stimulating the economy!

E-book publisher, Ravenous Romance sells the book for the economical price of just $4.99.

Hmmm..now, if there were some way I could mail Donna a batch of empanadas for her kindness (see post below). Thank you, Donna!

Senorita Black's Empanada Emporium

Please join me at BrokeAss Gourmet today. I've posted a recipe on how to create your very own hot n' spicy and cheap as hell, Spanish empanadas!

I want to thank Violet Blue for introducing me to BAG.

Neve Black

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Octupus's Garden

“I’d like to be…under the sea…in an octopus’s garden with you…”

Um…I’m sorry about that. You caught me singing the Beatles, Octopus’s Garden. I’m getting ready for the 16th Annual Pisces Party held at The Literary Cafe this Saturday, March 7th at 9:00 p.m.

Ruled by two planets, Neptune and Jupiter, it’s no wonder the astrological sign for Pisces are two fish swimming in opposite directions: one fish is swimming down into decadence and physical indulgence, while the other swims up toward spiritual heights.

Now that I’ve given you this nibble of knowledge, please know all zodiac signs are welcome to dive into the deep, blue waters and swim with these sensitive and often artistic Pisces fish – the more in the pool the merrier!

Note: The Literary Café is a cash only bar. A fish dish to share with others is recommended when going to the Pisces Party.

See you there,
Neve Black

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

It's Not Unusual

for me to go out with my close friend/business partner/ex-boyfriend/ex-lover/? at anytime. When he calls to ask me, "What's New Pussycat?" I suddenly want to "Kiss" him and that's okay, because I know, "Without Love (There is Nothing)."

Welsh born singer Tom Jones played at HOB last night here in Cleveland. Tom's voice was strong, silky smooooth and I'll admit, he's quite a "Sexbomb" at the age of 68. TJ wore a ripe, plum colored suit, with a flashy black dress shirt; appropritately unbuttoned and revealing his broad chest that glistened with sweat. His hips moved slow and steady as he made love to his adorning Cleveland crowd.

Similar to a caged animal recently sprung from prison, TJ must have noticed lots of pretty, female animals close by, because there were a few of times during the performance that he would let out a deep, pulsating, "Aaaarrrroouuuggggrrrrlllll" growling sound... mating call ...? Anyway, TJ is touring with his band, which includes a brass section, key board, drums, bass guitar, lead guitar, and three back up singers that mix in percussion. To say that the sound was amazing would be understating things, but then again, perhaps my opinion of last night's performance is biased, because even though, "She A Lady", she's still just an animal at heart.

Neve Black

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Neve Black's dirty, dirty...

new web/blog site is coming soon....