Saturday, October 4, 2008

Horny Goat Weed

I just learned that Venus (sign of love) has been properly aligned with Scorpio (my sign) since the first of October, so it's no wonder I've been having multiple, uh...conversations with a former lover lately.

Here's more proof of Venus' affects on this crustacean girl's psyche: I found a story today about a natural sex enhancer called, "horny goat weed." This natural alternative to Viagra hails from southern China, and has a long history as an aphrodisiac.

I'm not sure if you remember, but back on July 4th I posted about another natural chemical sex enhancer found in watermelon, thus leading to Venus aligning with everyone's sign as we celebrated and gorged ourselves on the red and sweet, uh...fruit that holiday weekend.

I already know what you're thinking, "Where the hell do I get my horny, little hands on this horny toad, goat of a eye, stuff?" Horny Goat Weed. Now, calm down a minute and go here.

Have a great weekend, and try not to get into too much trouble. Wait. Erase that. Get into all kinds of trouble and report back to me. :-)

Venus in Scorpio -
Neve

2 comments:

Kirsten Monroe said...

I could only hope for that kind of trouble! Thanks for the info on the horny goat weed. I'm thinking a watermelon & feta salad with my goat weed might be just the thing to align my planets!

Neve Black said...

Something tells me you should only use a smidgen of goat weed in your delicious salad, Kirsten.

Otherwise the planets might align causing cataclysmic results. Ooops!

Keep me posted. :-)