Purring... in Paris

Yes. I know. She has me vibrating and rubbing up against things too. Meow. I was blog hopping and found the pet above on Violet Blue's site this week.

Wait. There. Is. More.

Little, black kitten (check out her...shoes) is one of 14 different models displayed in the 2009 Vogue Paris wall calendar.

Who ever said there's no such thing as Santa Claus?


Thank you Violet. Thank you Vogue -
Neve

A moment of silence

Please take a moment today and reflect upon the passing of the legendary, Bettie Page.

Neve Black

It's really not so bad

It's been a couple months' now since I had funeral services for my television set. There was nothing uber-flat screen about her either - She was only 19", but she was a stocky, heavy-boned girl. She had full, round hips and large breasts. She really was a boob-tube.

The good news is she died peacefully in her sleep. Toward the end, she was a little grainy, and she started to lose her pitch for hearing certain sounds. She was very good to me over the years. I never heard any complaints from her like, "You're not going to watch that slutty Jenna Jameson one again, are you?"

What a champ.

I haven't found the motivation to replace her yet. I thought maybe I would on Neve Black Friday, but I didn't pull the trigger. I'm not sure if television sets are one of those things that you have to ease into replacing. Some people I know have so many, that I'm not sure if they'd notice if one just stopped breathing.

I'm actually enjoying not having a television set. It's really not so bad. It's quiet. When I'm not writing, I'm certainly not watching television. I'm reading more. After 9:00 p.m, I'm listening to 90.3 WCPN hosted by Dan Polletta. Movies? Yes, I do miss sliding a Netflix DVD in and relaxing on my couch. If I want to watch a movie, then I head to cute friend's house and snuggle up on his couch, or I go the theater and watch films on the really, really big screen.

It's really not so bad -

Neve

p.s. The 1950's Philco Predicta swivel tube t.v. above can be purchased here via Etsy.

The Other Woman

I got the news on Friday that my recently purchased svelte and sexy laptop-mistress would finally be arriving in town today. I can't wait to meet her for the first time.

I made sure to get my hair done. Actually, I pulled out all the stops: I had a mani and pedi done too. I want to look great when she arrives, so...

I took a long, hot bath; adding several drops of spicy, Moroccan-scented oil to the water before patting down my slippery, wet body with a large, scrumptiously warm and delicious bath towel. Hungry fingers dipped into the luxurious body souffle before spreading the emollient richness over my softly, shaven legs. Mmmm...they feel so good when I rub up against them now.

Next, I delicately pointed each foot when I put on my sheer, satin-to-the-touch stockings with the endless seems running down the back. I chose to wear them under a black little number and I can feel the silky material as it brushes up against an impatient garter belt strap. I buckled each black and shiny, peep-toe pump at my ankle, and then gazed in rapturous delight as my coy, but dazzling red polished toe nails played hide-go-seek with me.

Lastly, I lined my eyes with black liner, because it makes them look iridescent and sexy. A pinch of sun-kissed peach on my cheeks and just a brush of shimmery-wet gloss across my lips.

There. I'm all ready for her now.

I'll probably resurface in a week or so (wink) -
Neve Black

p.s. The pulp fridge magnet above can be purchased here via Etsy.

Erotic Stories of Every Flavor

The gorgeous cover for the book above is making me flush in various hues of pink right now. I feel light headed and dizzy as the pulsations surge throughout my body - just behind my knees; at the curve of my neck; that tiny spot on my ankle and oh yeah, right there. Yes. Oh, yes. Right there... between my...whew....I'm suddenly gushing in every erotic flavor. Are you having the same reaction?

The Neve Black, black licorice whip story, The Rusty Nail can be found between the sheets, oops, I meant to say pages inside the book.

I just learned that you can pre-order your copy of the book today through Amazon. The release date is scheduled for May 5, 2009.


Feeling Every Erotic Flavor-
Neve Black

Men in Shorts

Are you hungry? I am. I keep licking the screen; trying to taste the image above. I'm not having much luck though.

I need a little some'n and some'n to tide me over until later, baby. You too? Okay, I'll share a bite of my story, Board Shorts with you, which can be found within the pages of the Men in Shorts anthology now up on Ravenous Romance .

Bon appetite:

"The male surfers tend to have God-like bodies, akin to Michelangelo’s David; possessing the quintessential triangulated body: Broad, well-developed shoulders and trapezoids, strong, muscular arms and flat, six-pack abdominals that taper down to their narrow, sexy hips. I enjoy the way board shorts curve around a man’s tight, round ass, especially when the material gets wet from the ocean’s ebb and flow; accentuating each taut muscle. The legs of surfers are rock hard and each sinewy muscle is exquisitely defined. Surfers often wear their board shorts past their belly buttons; hugging on their jutting hips. To me, a surfer’s board shorts are like brightly colored presents begging to be opened. Once you unwrap the present, you’ll find the most delicious cock inside."

The pimping gratuitously above made possible by,
Neve Black

Ravenous Romance

Today is the official launch day for Ravenous Romance's website! Please join me and celebrate Lori Perkins, Holly Schmidt, Allan Penn and the entire team at Ravenous for their tremendous efforts.

Check out the Men in Shorts anthology currently on-line now for my story, Board Shorts.

I'm very excited to have found Lori (shout out to Alison Tyler). I have several short stories being published at Ravenous along with a stream of other talented writers too, like Jeremy Edwards, Heidi Champa and Savannah Chase to name just a few. Did I forget someone? Fifty lashes to me if I did. Better yet, make it a double while you're at it (wink).

I'm very excited to announce that my first baby (novel) is being published with Ravenous in January, 2009 also.

Stay tuned for more, more, more...how do you like it...? Come here and whisper in my ear and tell me just how you like it, baby.

Feeling Ravenous Today (Grrrowl),

Neve Black